Synchronization at 76%, variance within expected levels.
Rolfgar stood at the base of Mount Haram. It loomed above him, all sharp crags and fog-shrouded cliffs. There were no trees or bushes to cover the black, rain-slick rock that he would have to climb. And climb it he would, for that was his quest. But something felt wrong.
Estimated time to completion: 3420.
It would certainly help if the voice in his head stopped yammering.
The huge man stretched his arms and legs, feeling the massive muscles loosen as he limbered up in preparation for his ascent. His long, wild mane of black hair he tied up with a strip of leather. He strapped the giant double-bladed axe firmly to his back, and began to ascend the mountain.
Even for a man whose body was honed to physical perfection from years of battle, it was a struggle. When Rolfgar finally reached the Cave of the Sage, his arms and legs were aching terribly. He had lost sensation in his fingers hours ago. Once during the climb, he had almost given up, but the memory of his burning village and the faces of the dead had spurred him onward. Their suffering must be answered.
He pulled himself onto the cold, flat stone floor of the Cave and tried to examine his surroundings. It was plain, unadorned, and dark, save for two torches flickering at the back. A small old man in tattered brown robes was watching him. This surely was the Sage.
“You are . . . the hero?” the Sage said in a quiet voice, rough from lack of use. He stroked a long white beard with his left hand.
Rolfgar stood up, wobbling only slightly on jellied legs. “I am the Chosen One,” he said in a deep voice that resonated loudly in the small space of the cave.
“I have slain the Black Griffon and taken its claw,” he continued, “I traveled to the Fountain of Wishes and received the blessing of the Great Fairy. And I climbed Mount Haram with my bare hands to meet with the Sage.”
The Sage’s head bobbed uncertainly.
“You are . . . alone?” he said.
Rolfgar frowned. “Yes,” he said, “As I have been ever since the evil minions of the Dark Lord Gorgoth burned my home to the ground and slew my wife and children. Now I live only to kill Gorgoth and free this land from his tyranny. From here I will go to his castle, and have my revenge!”
The Sage sighed. “It . . . would be better . . . if you had friends . . . with you,” he wheezed.
“Friends?” Rolfgar said incredulously.
“Yes. A . . . plucky sidekick . . . a sardonic . . . sorceress . . . a thief . . . with a heart . . . of gold.”
Rolfgar frowned. He was relatively certain the prophecy hadn’t mentioned anything about the Sage being senile. Then again, the old man did live on a mountain all alone, so maybe he was just trying to make small talk. There can’t be too many visitors.
The Sage sighed again.
“You are . . . determined . . . to go to the castle . . . of the Dark Lord? Even alone?”
“Yes!” he barked. He was on firmer ground with these questions. “Though my foes are many in number, I am strong of heart and mind. I am the Chosen One! I cannot fail!”
“It’s dangerous . . . to go alone,” the Sage said, reaching into a wooden chest and pulling out a cloth-wrapped bundle. “Take this.”
Rolfgar graciously took it from the old man’s trembling hands and unwrapped it. A shining light filled the cave as a gleaming silver blade was revealed.
“The Sword of Swords!” he exclaimed. “A blade designed by the Maker himself. It is said to be the only one capable of piercing the Armor of Invincibility worn by the villainous Gorgoth! I will treasure it, o Sage, and will ensure that its blessed point pierces the heart of the Dark Lord!”
Synchronization at 82%. Minor variance detected, still within parameters. Estimated time to completion: 2911.
Rolfgar whirled around. “Did you hear that?” he roared.
Now it was the Sage’s turn to look incredulous. “Hear . . . what?” he asked.
“Nothing,” the warrior rumbled. “Nothing.”
* * *
The bodies of armored minions lay strewn haphazardly in his wake. Rolfgar felt no pleasure at the deaths he had caused, but recognized their necessity. These were evil men who had willingly pledged themselves to a tyrant and collaborated in the oppression of this land. As long as they stood in his path, he would kill them.
The Sword of Swords shone brightly in his hand, brighter even than the sun which hid behind the low gray clouds shrouding the land in gloom. He strode confidently down the halls of Gorgoth’s fortress, seeking his nemesis.
But something still felt wrong.
The feeling was getting hard to ignore. It felt like . . . like the world around him was hollow. Devoid of meaning. But how could that be? He was the hero of prophecy! There was no role more meaningful!
Abruptly, the warrior found himself standing in front of the great double doors of iron that marked the entrance to Gorgoth’s throne room. He shook his head as if to clear it of unpleasant thoughts and stepped forward. To his surprise, the doors swung open of their own accord.
The Dark Lord sat on the great Throne of Pain, wearing the jet-black Armor of Invincibility that had allowed him to reign over the land for a hundred years unchallenged. His face was hidden behind a steel helmet wrought in the shape of a skull.
“Rolfgar!” he said in a booming voice. “I’ve been waiting for you.”
As the warrior stepped inside the chamber, the doors slammed shut behind him. Locks slid into place.
“I don’t want you running away after you’ve come so far to meet me,” said Gorgoth, his tone sardonic.
Rolfgar snarled and raised the Sword of Swords aloft.
“Evil tyrant! For all the wrongs you have committed, for all the suffering you have caused, I will deliver justice this day!”
“That is where you are wrong, foolish Rolfgar, for no weapon can defeat my Armor of Invincibility!”
The warrior was about to retort when the same hollow feeling struck him again. He found himself possessed of the notion that somehow, the events happening here had occurred many times before.
His vision blurred. Before him, he saw the same chamber, but as if he were a disembodied spirit floating above the scene. A brave knight entered the room, and with a lightning blow defeated a man dressed in black armor who looked identical to Gorgoth. The scene reset, again with a man in black sitting on a throne. A group of three adventurers entered the room, and while an archer distracted the villain with well-placed arrows, and a wizard lobbed fireballs, a young woman in leather managed to dash in and land a lethal strike. A tattooed warrior’s spear struck home. A young nobleman’s rapier pierced his foe. Again, and again, and again. An endless litany of dramatic clashes.
Synchronization rate dropping to 70%. Instabilities detected.
He fell to his knees, gasping and clutching his head with his free hand.
“Ha, ha, ha!” laughed Gorgoth. “You realize you stand no chance against me!”
“Something is wrong,” Rolfgar whispered hoarsely. “Can’t you hear it?”
Syncrhronization rate at 64%. Deviation increasing. Emergence becoming unstable.
“All I hear . . . is the sound of your doom!” bellowed the Dark Lord, charging his foe.
Time seemed to slow. To Rolfgar, minutes passed between each step Gorgoth took. And yet he remained kneeling on the floor, struggling to get a grip on reality.
The Dark Lord raised his giant two-handed sword in an overhand grip, laughing mercilessly at his seemingly helpless opponent. Slowly, ever so slowly, the blade descended.
Rolfgar’s arm began to move before he was even conscious of it, thrusting the Sword forward and piercing into Gorgoth’s chest. The Armor of Invincibility parted before it like silk, and Rolfgar only stopped once the blade was buried up to the hilt.
The Dark Lord toppled backward, taking the sword with him.
The hero stood alone in the now-silent chamber, his hands shaking uncontrollably.
Synchronization rate continuing to decrease. Instability levels critical.
“Is this how it was supposed to be?” he said, but there was no answer. The hero of prophecy put his head in his hands and wept.
“I say, good job! Congratulations on fulfilling the conditions!”
Rolfgar spun to find the source of the unfamiliar voice that broke the oppressive silence. A man with short black hair, olive skin, and tiny spectacles was approaching. He was dressed in a form-fitting silver-grey suit. Given that the large iron doors were still shut, he had seemingly appeared from nowhere.
“Who are you?” Rolfgar asked.
He didn’t answer, instead continuing: “No matter how many times I see it, there’s always a little thrill!”
“You will tell me your name, little man,” roared Rolfgar, “Or I will cleave your head from your shoulders!”
“Names! Names are unimportant,” said the man. “You’ve won a tremendous victory today. For great justice! And so on, and so forth.”
Rolfgar had had enough. With a blood-curdling battlecry, he grabbed his axe from his belt and launched himself at the stranger.
Despite being perhaps a full two hands shorter, the man merely tsked. He muttered the word “override” and a strange blue glow immediately enveloped Rolfgar, paralyzing him in mid-stride.
“Goodness,” said the man as he paced back and forth. “This has been happening more and more lately. I wonder if we need to randomize the input variables.”
He continued talking to himself for a few moments before suddenly remembering that Rolfgar was still frozen by the blue light.
“How terribly rude of me!” he said, affecting shock and dismay. “I’ve been ignoring you—unacceptable behavior in a host.”
“Host?” said Rolfgar, who suddenly found that he could move his mouth to speak.
“Yes. You see, this is our experiment,” said the man.
“Experi-? What do you mean, man? Speak plainly!”
“How can I phrase this . . . you have heard stories of heroes saving the world from a great evil, of course.”
“Yes.”
“Often these stories have certain conditions that must be met for someone to become a hero.”
“So the legends say.”
“Indeed!” replied the man. “And you have fulfilled those conditions. Well, all but the last one.”
“The last one?”
“Not important at the moment,” he said, waving a hand dismissively. “Now let me tell you a story. In my world, a place far from here, we’re fighting a war. We have been for a long, long time. But we’re losing.”
“Fight harder,” suggested the warrior.
“We’ve had many heroes emerge over the course of the war,” he said, ignoring Rolfgar’s interjection. “But still, we kept losing. So I thought: what if need more than one hero? What if we need multiple heroes? And I was right. We need, according to my calculations, twenty thousand heroes in order to ensure our victory. Any less will result in our total destruction. You, by the way, are number 10031.”
Rolfgar looked his captor in disbelief. The man was clearly mad, every word he spoke was utter nonsense.
“We set up a system to mass-produce heroes, using a combination of bounded reality pockets and accelerated time. The ingredients are fairly simple: one evil tyrant, one prophecy, one magical weapon, mix thoroughly and wait for hero to rise. Once a hero has emerged–that’s you!–we come and pluck you like a ripe fruit. Then it’s off to our world, where you’ll help us win the war.”
After a long pause, Rolfgar spoke: “You used me?”
“Oh, not just you! This whole world!” the man said. “We had to make sure the conditions for Emergence were right, so absolute control is a necessity.”
“The wars . . . the deaths . . . the suffering . . . it was all because of you?”
“Not me alone, of course,” the man said, “Although I am Project Director, I couldn’t have pulled this off without the help of—”
“YOU!” Rolfgar howled. “You killed my wife and children!”
“A common misunderstanding. We don’t control anything after we start the system. The tragic death of your family is just how things happened in this iteration,” he said, and sighed deeply before continuing. “I don’t think you’re seeing the big picture here. You’re a bona fide hero! Even though your synchro rate isn’t quite as high as I would like. . .”
“I’m going to rip off your head!”
“You should stop struggling. I’ve programmed the system to confine you. It’s quite impossible for you to move,” he said, and then giggled. “Like a puppet with its strings cut.”
“WE!” Rolfgar shouted, straining every muscle in his body.
“ARE NOT!” Slowly, imperceptibly, he felt the bonds holding him weaken.
“YOUR!” The strange man’s eyes bulged and his mouth gaped as the blue light wavered, flickered, and died.
“PUPPETS!” Rolfgar swung his axe as his captor tried to dodge out of the way. The edge of the blade flicked across his throat and the man collapsed to his knees, gurgling blood. After a moment, he slumped to the floor and stopped moving.
The voice in his head was silent.
He was free.
* * *
It was later. Rolfgar woke up.
In an instant he was on his feet, sword in hand. His eyes quickly scanned the room and, finding nothing, he relaxed slightly.
He sighed and rolled his shoulders, trying to stretch out sore muscles. A lifetime of battle and solitude hadn’t made him a light sleeper. It had, however, kept him alive on more than one occasion.
Now that he had freed the land not only from the Dark Lord’s grip, but that of the unseen manipulators behind him, he had no reason to be afraid anymore. He strode to the window of his room and gazed out at the full moon overhead. Down below, the city folk were still celebrating. Sounds of revelry and the smoke of bonfires drifted their way up to Rolfgar, and he smiled.
Synchronization at 100%. Iteration complete.
His blood froze.
“By the way,” said a familiar voice. “Did I ever mention what the final condition was?”